[pirate]

I was only star-ing em as a joke

In work we wrote down all the different names for it on the board, was about 40

Good job no managers went in the office!

I find the term "jam pot" quite revolting

(cunt)

[mr.pure]

Muffin, now that's gotta be my favourite.
Never heard Jampot before.
Christ, if it was like a Jampot, then there'd be something seriously wrong with the poor lass !

[Galaxy36]

I guess everyone forgot the term "twat", I've always thought that sounded nasty......sounds like the sound that a wad of wet paper towel makes as it's hitting the wall

[pokey27]

Got 1 already wolf m8 but cheers for the offer.

lol@jampot class

[pirate]

Bearded oyster made me laugh when someone said it

Dont really have a favourite

[Big J]

Gash is a classic.

See what Cunty McBawbag has reduced us to?

Pirates story reminds me of my uni days, when a bunch of us were bored and wrote various minge-based words on the whiteboard of a lecture room. Unfortunately it was in permanent marker, so for the 6 months before they replaced it we always had the joy of having our lecturer standing in front of the word 'Clunge' in 10 inch high faded red letters.

Those were the days.

[mr.pure]

Bearded oyster sounds wrong.
I've never heard clunge before.

*Lovin' the way this thread has gone.
Talk about trying to polish a turd !

[Samo]

^ you're right there P!

clunge sounds like an illness or something!

"whats wrong with him?"
"He's got clunge"

[Galaxy36]

Samo's right...clunge sounds like a hideous disease!!!

How about "whisker biscuit"....only heard that one a handful of times.

[mr.pure]

Like that one.
Furry Cup is a golden oldie.
Hair Pie is another.