25-03-09, 02:10 AM
You're a one woman, washing machine, disaster area !
Things that make your blood boil
25-03-09, 05:14 AM
Oh man, I'm on a roll at the mo.
Reaching for my mouse and knocking a whole large pot of KFC gravy off my desk and straight into my lap and all over my jeans, whilst at work.
Now rather uncomfortably sitting here looking like I've suffered a loss of bowel control and followed through into my trousers and the whole office now absolutely stinks of KFC's spicy gravy.
Not only has it boiled my blood, it feels like it's scalded my nuts and scorched my pubes
Reaching for my mouse and knocking a whole large pot of KFC gravy off my desk and straight into my lap and all over my jeans, whilst at work.
Now rather uncomfortably sitting here looking like I've suffered a loss of bowel control and followed through into my trousers and the whole office now absolutely stinks of KFC's spicy gravy.
Not only has it boiled my blood, it feels like it's scalded my nuts and scorched my pubes
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
25-03-09, 08:02 AM
^ ooo sounds painfull, a real waste of good gravy too!
all day i dream and shine.
25-03-09, 08:25 AM
(25-03-09, 08:02 AM)cracky Wrote: ^ ooo sounds painfull, a real waste of good gravy too!
That's what angered me the most. Forget the fact that I'd almost inflicted 3rd degree burns to my most sensitive of areas. No, it was the stark realisation that I now had nothing to dip my Hot Wings in that left me truly devastated.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
25-03-09, 09:09 AM
Sorry but, oh how I laughed !
What the fuck were you doing at work, eating KFC at 4 in the morning ?
What the fuck were you doing at work, eating KFC at 4 in the morning ?
25-03-09, 09:28 AM
(25-03-09, 09:09 AM)mr.pure Wrote: Sorry but, oh how I laughed !Lunchbreak init! I bought the KFC earlier on the way to work at 10pm but didn't get chance to eat it as it was mad busy so warmed it up in the microwave later on. I'm off hot food/drinks until this clumsy spell I'm having passes, strictly salad and a glass of milk from now on
What the fuck were you doing at work, eating KFC at 4 in the morning ?
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
25-03-09, 09:46 AM
Probably best.
Oh, and get back in the corner !
Oh, and get back in the corner !
25-03-09, 02:29 PM
What makes my blood boil is ebay being a pile of shit and never having anything decent in my size EVER
Wishing it was like the old days again
25-03-09, 02:39 PM
What size are you because I don't get loads in my size ?
Don't mash up unless you got cash up.
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