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Whisky-Ace Show this Post
11-01-10, 01:19 PM #91
Whisky-Ace Big man, big feet, big whiskey drinker *****
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Damm... my apartment is now full of smoke...
Startet to make microwave popcorn and i just trunt to time...
and now well they are realy done.
All my windows are open and it is realy cold in Denmark these days...
Going to get them... Yes i am, they will come to me in time
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Shellshock Show this Post
12-01-10, 08:03 AM #92
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(10-01-10, 03:41 PM)reid Wrote:  Back end was all over the shop. As I reached the bottom, went to change up a gear and realised I had the handbrake on.

Oh man, I'm fuckin ill with laughing now. Very Happy
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sab Show this Post
12-01-10, 07:32 PM #93
sab No idea superstar. *****
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Mmh. Well i phoned the old man for advice on defrosting my screen wash. Dad said check the jets i already had. Then dad casually says sure its not just empty. NOOO ITS NOT DAD. I can hear it working. So today popped the bonnet yeah it was empty ! Doh. Been wiping the screen with wipes every day for a couple of weeks and driving in the snow with a dirty streaky window. Hope your laughing reid.
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12-01-10, 07:35 PM #94
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I'm laughing Sab. Laughing
Although i done something a bit stoopid so u can get your own back. Set Egypt v Nigeria to record, got home looking forward to watching it only to find out i'm recording the wrong bloody match. Totally missed the other game now.
Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
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mr.pure Show this Post
12-01-10, 10:37 PM #95
mr.pure Cold Blooded Murderator. *******
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You're both doughnuts but mostly Sab.
In fact Sab = doughnut x 10²⁴.

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DasBill Show this Post
13-01-10, 12:52 AM #96
DasBill El fuego! *****
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Yotta-doughnut? Laughing
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
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benji Show this Post
01-04-10, 08:57 PM #97
benji half a pound of treacle *****
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I was "in training" and suggested (in front of my boss and 7 people) that my boss did not have the delivery to pull off a punchline (she had attempted a quip). I didn't realise how stoooopid it was until everyone laughed in an uncomfortable/ embarrassed way. Good job we may all be made redundant soon (I think?).
I am stoopid.
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