[Samo]

Jermemy Kyle is a smug cunt, and he lives near me. He wants to become the local MP for our area, thankfully most of his fans are too dense to know what an MP is, or follow instructions on a polling card...

[Shellshock]

Farkin 'ell, can you imagin that pompous, self-righteous twat becoming an MP?!?! Oh, wait....

[sab]

U cant beat a chavs dinner.

A little story from a speach therapist. They had a referal for a child failing to thrive not eating properly etc. When observed the parent said wont even pick up the food. So demonstration given. Pasty in a bag laid on table infront of child. The child was not at an age to have the fine motor skills to take the pasty out of the bag. NO failure to thrive just one dumb ass mother not being bothered to put food on a plate.

[cracky]

Jeremy Kyle is a cunt right enough but he's definately the right man for the chav baiting job, fuck me i want to smack him at just the mention of his name, let alone all his self righteous in your face bollocks he comes out with.......wanker!

But yeh, i love a greggs pasty or three!

[Old Gregg]

greggs is a bit too greasy for my liking (or so i'm told by the boyfriend) nice rock cakes though

[Shellshock]

People who make the coffee and tea at work but stir your tea with the same spoon after they've stirred the coffees, resulting in that slightly funky, bitter aftertaste after every sip and dunk of a plain chocolate digestive. Knobbers.

[cracky]

I'm with you on that one, tossers!

[Lurkzilla]

Dirty buggers, make yourself a Cup-a-Soup first, then stir their coffee, see how they like it.

[Shellshock]

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