You know what Spitey, they all talk a good game but I reckon it’s all just macho posturing and trying to look hard on the internet. Lads, admit it, the joy you used to get from popping the tags on a boxfresh pair just ain’t there anymore. I’m right aren’t I? Even the Supes you’ve spent years tracking down, your Holy Grail, The Numero Uno, they just doesn’t give you that same feeling like they used to. You’re just going through the motions Missionary-Man style but the passion, the excitement, it’s all gone. You’re all played out and right now you need something else in your life. Something new and exciting to achieve that same euphoric high.
That’s where the supermodified comes in. You secretly buy a pair. You put them on. It feels good. I mean, really good. Why? Because it’s taboo. It’s forbidden. It’s shameful. It’s the love that dare not speak it’s name. It’s your dirty little secret. You know you really shouldn’t but you can’t help it. Once again you get that elusive high you’ve been searching so long for. Life is good again.
Secretly, perhaps even subconsciously, you all want the Supermodified, you covet it, you lust after it. You just don’t know it yet. Many of you won’t ever have the conviction, honesty or guts to admit it to yourselves but for those that do, it’s a life changing experience you’ll never forget. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Come. Join us...