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a jiffy is exactly 1/100 seconds
sweet i expected only the elephant tbh, i forgot about the rhino and plain didnt know about hippos.
Give the man a... fish!
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Did you know that what an elephant shags it creates the sweat of 25 men, and has an erection the height of an average man or was it a mans arm ?? They also shit 80 pounds a day.
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thats put me right off me curry!
Ta Sab, yer really know how to get a fella goin!
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LOL I am full of the worlds most useless information. I think you started the useless facts session though.
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True, but i didnt stray into what are the bowl movements of an elephant did i?
Besides couple o more people and we got a SSDB pub team!
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(03-06-09, 12:02 AM)sab Wrote: Did you know that what an elephant shags it creates the sweat of 25 men, and has an erection the height of an average man or was it a mans arm ?? They also shit 80 pounds a day.
Don't worry about the elephant's cock, just hope he doesn't want to finger you first.
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thats just sick fella, bet you dont catch that shit on the discovery channel!
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I LOVE the pub quiz. EGG HEADS !!! Someone I care for there uncle is a game show inventor and he is the creater of Egg Heads and he works for Talk Back Thames. He also created Hole in the wall, coach trip, and many others.
I am a nurse, Bowels and habbits are a nurses fave subject. Really !!
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(03-06-09, 12:15 AM)sab Wrote: I LOVE the pub quiz. EGG HEADS !!! Someone I care for there uncle is a game show inventor and he is the creater of Egg Heads and he works for Talk Back Thames. He also created Hole in the wall, coach trip, and many others.
I am a nurse, Bowels and habbits are a nurses fave subject. Really !!
Awesome, hole in the wall cracks me up no end!
Tho i cant imagine what yer pick up lines were like Sab
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Dont even ask !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cringe*
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(03-06-09, 12:20 AM)DasBill Wrote: i cant imagine what yer pick up lines were like Sab
Oh, I dunno. I think we have a pretty good idea of Sab's pulling techniques....
(03-06-09, 12:15 AM)sab, the little minx Wrote: Did you know that an elephant has an erection the height of an average man?
And, if by some miracle, that stinging line doesn't get them, she pulls out all the stops and hits em with...
(03-06-09, 12:15 AM)sab, foxy lady Wrote: I am a nurse, Bowels and habbits are a nurses fave subject. Really !!
After that, they're like putty in her hands. What red-blooded man could resist such ways
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" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
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bahhhahahaha that was gold!
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Alright then you people of knowledge, here's one i was asked a while back. The challenge was to figure it out without using the internet. After many moons of pondering I'm afraid I had to resort to the web to get the answer.
Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
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My surname ends in "gree" Dregz.
Can I have a prize?
