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Today I'll mostly be wearing superstars.. (part 4)

(29-07-10, 02:12 PM)Shellshock Wrote:  
(29-07-10, 12:44 PM)Big J Wrote:  a trip to casualty to get my bawbag cauterised

Shocked but....but....how the....what the....who the....????!?!?

Basically got out the shower, got dressed, then felt summat dripping down ma leg. Noticed it was blood, a fucking shitload of it. Didn't hurt or anything though. After it wouldn't stop and I'd ruined my good shorts, I phoned NHS 24 who advised me to go to casualty. At 11pm on a Thursday night. Started feeling a bit light-headed so my flatmate drove me there, waited for 3 hours to be told it was basically a blood blister right on top of a large vein. Must of caught it while drying. Fearing stitches, I was no less relieved to be told it would have to be cauterised instead, and that it "will sting a bit". Felt quite chuffed as it didn't hurt at all, only for the pain to kick in about 20 seconds later, and resulted me in walking like John Wayne for a few days afterwards.

Good times.

It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.

Some very nice supes been worn recently
These for me for the past week
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It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em

Me faves pokey... One day I will get them, one day!

Very nice.

With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.

Aye mine too..double edged sword so nice they've not left my feet in a week but don't wanna fook em either!!Thats pretty much why i asked about Harputs i can allow meself afew pre year 2000's i think

It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em

Damn, J, that's bad luck!

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God

Big J has made me whince from fucking miles away!!

Nice to see you back though mate Smile

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(29-07-10, 03:43 PM)Big J Wrote:  Horror story!

Damn, they breed 'em tough north of the border! Only a Celt could snag his sack and not realise until his leg felt wet!!

Big J: Filed under: Balls of steel/Don't fuck

Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton

It was the loss of blood that alerted him, tight Scottish fuckers can't stand to lose anything Laughing

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Tell me about it, still gutted at that tenner I lost betting your excuse of a fitba team wouldn't even get out the group stages...

It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.

A Scotsman dissing someone else's footie team?!?! You're on thin ice there Big J! Wink

Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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