(29-07-10, 02:12 PM)Shellshock Wrote:  

(29-07-10, 12:44 PM)Big J Wrote:  a trip to casualty to get my bawbag cauterised

but....but....how the....what the....who the....????!?!?

Basically got out the shower, got dressed, then felt summat dripping down ma leg. Noticed it was blood, a fucking shitload of it. Didn't hurt or anything though. After it wouldn't stop and I'd ruined my good shorts, I phoned NHS 24 who advised me to go to casualty. At 11pm on a Thursday night. Started feeling a bit light-headed so my flatmate drove me there, waited for 3 hours to be told it was basically a blood blister right on top of a large vein. Must of caught it while drying. Fearing stitches, I was no less relieved to be told it would have to be cauterised instead, and that it "will sting a bit". Felt quite chuffed as it didn't hurt at all, only for the pain to kick in about 20 seconds later, and resulted me in walking like John Wayne for a few days afterwards.

Good times.

Some very nice supes been worn recently
These for me for the past week

Me faves pokey... One day I will get them, one day!

Very nice.

Aye mine too..double edged sword so nice they've not left my feet in a week but don't wanna fook em either!!Thats pretty much why i asked about Harputs i can allow meself afew pre year 2000's i think

Damn, J, that's bad luck!

Big J has made me whince from fucking miles away!!

Nice to see you back though mate

(29-07-10, 03:43 PM)Big J Wrote:  Horror story!

Damn, they breed 'em tough north of the border! Only a Celt could snag his sack and not realise until his leg felt wet!!

Big J: Filed under: Balls of steel/Don't fuck

It was the loss of blood that alerted him, tight Scottish fuckers can't stand to lose anything

Tell me about it, still gutted at that tenner I lost betting your excuse of a fitba team wouldn't even get out the group stages...

A Scotsman dissing someone else's footie team?!?! You're on thin ice there Big J!