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28-01-09, 01:16 AM #1
mr.pure Cold Blooded Murderator. *******
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A chap by the name of Jeff Metal who hath designed some very nice Superstars in the past was asked to do these for one of the chaps behind Underworld, yes, the Underworld of Tomato fame.
Now, 35th Underworlds rock, big time.
These however, do not !

Confused



28-01-09, 01:31 AM #2
Big J Always minds the cairds... *****
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Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.

It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.

28-01-09, 01:37 AM #3
pirate SSDB Pirate *****
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[Image: epic%20fail.jpeg]

If it aint Manc its wank!

28-01-09, 02:01 AM #4
Samo Just call me Nik Nak.. *****
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Shocked those are friccin' hideous!

"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"

28-01-09, 02:42 AM #5
steve-o SSDB PhotoHoe *****
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looks like tinkerbells diarrhea

28-01-09, 02:52 AM #6
Dirty Adidas Superstar Specialist *****
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at least they aint Superstars... err proper Superstars...

From the south to yo mouth!!

28-01-09, 05:36 AM #7
Crystalsicles SSDB Member *****
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They look like orthopedic superstars lol!!!

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

"Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear."

Yankees//Blue Devils#1.

28-01-09, 12:41 PM #8
dregz Posting Freak *****
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This is someone else writing for Dregz.

You did put a warning on there and he didn't listen. He's now passed out on the floor with shock and paramedics are attempting to revive him as i type. He screamed out something along the lines of 'MY EYES, MY EYES' just before he hit the floor.

28-01-09, 02:52 PM #9
dj_wildthing Adidas Superstar Specialist ******
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Looks more like a collab with Liberace than Underworld, except the guy is dead... nuff said!

Laughing

Superstars are indeed super...

28-01-09, 03:05 PM #10
kt0626 Soup Nazi *****
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Oh geez...Confused

28-01-09, 03:26 PM #11
cracky SSDB Member *****
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nice them Cool

all day i dream and shine.

28-01-09, 04:45 PM #12
Shellshock Superstar Duck Hunter *****
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Like everyone else in this thread my initial reaction to seeing those was somewhat less than positive. However, after some lengthy consideration, I now find myself in a different position. I'm now looking at them and find myself thinking "If they were a real Supe, ie one that doesn't look like it was designed to fit John Merrick, would it be quite so horrific?"

Please, hear me out before you reach for the pitchfork. Try to imagine the same effect on a SS1. I honestly believe that as a pimped-out, one-off custom shoe, that'd be, dare I say it, a nice addition your collection?

Obviously not something you'd wear down the pub but imagine if you will that you're an up and coming (excuse the pun) adult entertainment "actor" who goes by the name of Kid Sparkle.... Laughing

Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton

28-01-09, 05:20 PM #13
AdiMac Superstar Lover *****
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Nasty!!!!

Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in while you could miss it.

28-01-09, 07:04 PM #14
Samo Just call me Nik Nak.. *****
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(28-01-09, 04:45 PM)Shellshock Wrote:  Like everyone else in this thread my initial reaction to seeing those was somewhat less than positive. However, after some lengthy consideration, I now find myself in a different position. I'm now looking at them and find myself thinking "If they were a real Supe, ie one that doesn't look like it was designed to fit John Merrick, would it be quite so horrific?"

Please, hear me out before you reach for the pitchfork. Try to imagine the same effect on a SS1. I honestly believe that as a pimped-out, one-off custom shoe, that'd be, dare I say it, a nice addition your collection?

Obviously not something you'd wear down the pub but imagine if you will that you're an up and coming (excuse the pun) adult entertainment "actor" who goes by the name of Kid Sparkle.... Laughing


Kid sparkle Laughing i nearly spilt my tea!Laughing

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28-01-09, 09:36 PM #15
Galaxy36 The Girl With Three Stripes *****
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GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

"Dressed in all your fancy clothes, sneakers looking fresh to death I'm loving those Shelltoes."






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