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This morning I have been mostly coughing up green phelgm.

fc as you were
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@Tifoso - I'm not going to lie. I grabbed a copy off of the innerwebs. I couldn't wait any longer to see it.
@FC - I feel your pain.
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Which version did you watch Lorrie??There's 2 versions of the documentry a short version and a long one...2hrs or 4hrs respectively i believe
Tif - I think its cinema release 1st not straight to dvd
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Back home in the mother land for various family birthdays. I declined on a ticket to see the grumbleweeds tomorrow with the excuse I won't be here. Truth I DONT want to go. Thought I had got away with it n planned a trip to boro for a few pints. Arrive here today to find much to mothers excitement she was able to get an extra ticket. Woop ! I don't know wether to laugh or cry.
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Was planning a family trip to Newcastle to see an old friend but my Daughter has been sick since 6.30am so weekend away is cancelled. I'm on sick duty
Also planning a best man speech I've been roped into in a month's time. I thought I had got away with it but now there is two of us. Any suggestions or idea's I can add to the list?
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Just remember to mention all the important people on the day(bride/bridesmaids/parents) thank everyone for coming and keep the jokes clean.
fc you could sneak in one mother-in-law joke
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Tell the happy couple to hold there hands out then ask groom to hold his above the bride. Then say now see that it's the last time u will ever have the upper hand

I saw that one from the mother of the bride speach. There are pre written ones online.
Ps. Get well soon to the little un. Lots of dioratlyte.
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@pokey - The version I saw was 2h45m. If there's a longer version I would love to see it.
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Seems pretty long to me...
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No way. I love seeing all the old footage. The cars from the late 80s through the early 90s are my favourite.
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Don't get me wrong, looking forward to watching it, just nearly 3 hours is a bit beyond my attention span.
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That's why I downloaded it. Pause, take a break, explain the significance of what we just saw to the missus. She didn't start watching until '96.
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