19-11-09, 03:34 AM
Trying to think of an acceptable reason for being 40 mins late for work, which is kinda hard when you don't start til 10pm. I just knew that last bong was a mistake...
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
So.. Go on, spill it.. what you been doing?
19-11-09, 11:43 AM
An elephant stood on my shoes lace usually works well.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
19-11-09, 12:22 PM
No Sab! You should tuck your laces inside the shoes because of the elephants... and maybe bunny ears too.
19-11-09, 04:06 PM
At the moment we, the mods, are having a beer.. 
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
19-11-09, 04:16 PM
While the mods are away, the pointless thread posting and picture quoting fannys will play!
Wish I was having a fucking beer.
Wish I was having a fucking beer.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
19-11-09, 04:20 PM
Meh.. we'll clear it up later.
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
19-11-09, 04:25 PM
Must be hard being a lady of leisure.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
19-11-09, 04:26 PM
The missus is making me go to an advance screening of New Moon tonight. Should that go under 'Blood Boil'? Hard to say - I know there's an afterparty.
I should scalp my ticket and use the money to buy soops.
I should scalp my ticket and use the money to buy soops.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
19-11-09, 04:28 PM
I'd rather scalp myself than sit through that shite.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
19-11-09, 04:38 PM
Yeah, but can you eat popcorn while you're scalping yourself, J? I love popcorn.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
19-11-09, 04:44 PM
I'd certainly give it a go.
Salty or sweet? Always been a salt man. With melted butter on the top.
Salty or sweet? Always been a salt man. With melted butter on the top.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
19-11-09, 04:49 PM
It's tough sitting in this here pub having with Smokey Streak and a beer or two.
19-11-09, 04:50 PM
But dont get blood on the popcorn.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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