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So.. Go on, spill it.. what you been doing?

I'd be licking pussy and fucking like a rabbit, whilst spittin' lyrics and doing a top to bottom whole car, in the middle of my final round on the way to winning the 4th of my Grand Slam of golfing Majors, just after pulling off a 900 on my own brand factory BMX having sealed a deal to build my 10th Country Club which would naturally house my vast collection of Contemporary Art and Jewellery.
Seeing as you asked !


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Damn! Now why didn't i think of that ^ Very Happy

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I used to have my dream job, but after a few years I decided I'd had enough and went into advertising.

Oh, that's 3,000. Epical.

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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Being a professional IT nerd is hardly a dream job so I've been thinking opening my own restaurant. I just have no idea how things should really work there. I mean all the money related things.

BTW it is adidas not Adidas Smile
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Woke up today, logged onto Facebook and all my friends had gone. Was the worst moment of my life. Can't stalk people for shit now Sad
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(21-10-09, 03:27 PM)ez-1 Wrote:  BTW it is adidas not Adidas Smile

So it is Ez-1, so it is! Very Happy

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My dream job age 7 was to work in the rovers return. But now my dream job is to be richly unemployed then I could fuck about doing what ever the hell i wish. Which would included travelling the world first class, lots of shopping, owning and customising my own fleet of camper vans, then work for my friend in her knitting tea room she is busting her ass to get off the ground.

But in the real world I would be happy to own a farm house so I could provide respite care to people with Learnning Disabilities. But again its all down to money.
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ez-1... get hold of some box sets of the Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmare's series... then think about opening your own restaurant hahaha

oh and my dream job when I was a kid was to be an NBA basketball star... but alas once I turned 15 and the reality that I wasnt going to grow to the 6'8 I was aiming for my dreams were shattered...
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Yeah I know that it could be real nightmare all day long but that's why I would need a chef.
Now I'm cooking paella. I hope it tastes good....
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Gettin over the h1n1. Worst flu ever, and when people find out you had it they stare at you like you got AIDS... Not fun Laughing

From the south to yo mouth!!
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Good to hear it Dirty, personally id start off sayin i had the aids, then go "nah, only swine flu" and cough right in their eye... Shocked

My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!
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I'm offering my blood up to develop a cure all vaccine. Wife and cat have been sick on me since Saturday and I'm fit as a fiddle.

If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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Same here Lorrie. Missus got it about week ago and I only have a little sore elbow from climbing.
Well I don't have a cat only that pussy who is just going in to my bed Smile Think I have to follow.
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Went to watch Michael Macintyre last night...hilarious!

If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Half term is on. No college, no work. Time to get crunked
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