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(16-12-10, 12:56 AM)mr.pure Wrote: (15-12-10, 07:58 PM)pirate Wrote: hello 
Hello Baby.
Missed you round here.
See you in a few months.

har har har
I would of been back on sooner but im having computer trouble!
Hows tings?
If it aint Manc its wank!
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Dont believe you!
If it aint Manc its wank!
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If this wasn't a public forum, I'd show you my award !
[Award is not a euphemism !]
[Much..........]
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I got so trashed at the work Christmas party last Thursday I got applause when I made it in on Friday.
Does that count as an award?
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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Nope...but check back in 9+ months to see how trashed you really got....your little girl may have a step sibling....
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There's only one co-worker who I offered to impregnate. But I made that offer sober. In the office.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
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I had my works night out last night. There was only 3 of us drinking and we ran up a bar tab of £600 last thing I remember was lighting Sambuca shots in my mouth.
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Where the fuck were you drinking?
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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Tiger Tiger. Ended up buying three bottels of Don Perinjon. The bosses were not happpy.