15-03-10, 03:56 PM
Makes a change from sitting on your own hand til it goes numb eh Mr P? Not to mention the cost of nail varnish...
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
Things that make your blood boil
16-03-10, 12:12 AM
Still a bit gutted about the holiday floozy not coming through as promised cos she was quite nice apart from the excess hair and the muffin.
Still, have just consoled myself by lining up two other, previously un-conquested ladies for this week and possibly next.
Which is nice.........
16-03-10, 01:09 AM
There should be a slap button next to the thankyou option for you lot. 
Do as i say not as I do
Do as i say not as I do
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
16-03-10, 09:25 AM
Why ?
What did we do ?
And what did you say that we should do ?
Me confused.
What did we do ?
And what did you say that we should do ?
Me confused.
21-03-10, 09:33 PM
Cant play Fifa 10 with my freinds but I can play randomers
Hey, what are you doing here, I thought I told you to go fuck your mother.
22-03-10, 12:56 AM
coming home at 6am from a night out, to then wake up at 8am so i can drive to work... then getting to sleep at 1am the next night in the hope of enjoying my sleep in on my day off..
fukin dad the bastard wakes me up at 7am the wanker...
fukin dad the bastard wakes me up at 7am the wanker...
22-03-10, 01:19 AM
Grow the fuck up and move the fuck out son. 
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
22-03-10, 12:01 PM
Lady SS's powers of observation. "Oh, I thought the little light on the dashboard with the battery symbol meant my battery was charging up?! Oh, and there's been some oily stuff leaking from somewhere, is that something to worry about?"
Powersteering pump has been leaking transmission fluid which has dripped into the alternator for the last few weeks. That'll be £335 please Mr. Shellshock. Fuck's sake.
Powersteering pump has been leaking transmission fluid which has dripped into the alternator for the last few weeks. That'll be £335 please Mr. Shellshock. Fuck's sake.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
22-03-10, 12:03 PM
If she gives you any shit about them Unions, just throw a car maintenance manual at her.
Me being a fucking div.
Obi very kindly gave me a 20% off coupon for Offspring last week, went to purchase the Star Wars Vins, but got caught up at work and didn't checkout. Went back to do it now and the fucking thing doesn't work anymore. Fuck. Don't suppose anyone else knows a code?
Me being a fucking div.
Obi very kindly gave me a 20% off coupon for Offspring last week, went to purchase the Star Wars Vins, but got caught up at work and didn't checkout. Went back to do it now and the fucking thing doesn't work anymore. Fuck. Don't suppose anyone else knows a code?
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
27-03-10, 06:16 PM
I'm gonna kill the fuckin cats!!
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I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
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I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
27-03-10, 08:56 PM
:LOL: ^ at all of the above entries.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
27-03-10, 09:33 PM
27-03-10, 09:36 PM
I don' have that problem, all my soops are covered in tabasco sauce.
With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
27-03-10, 09:50 PM
Hahahaha, I may get other problems when I do that. A pup shooting flames out of his butt I'll have to keep all my supesupstairs, the dog won't go there 
I'll have to keep all my supesupstairs, the dog won't go there
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