[Big J]

Vinegar maybe? I hope...

I put the poison down so I am kinda responsible. He didn't have to come into my flat and eat it though.

[Samo]

^Absolutely, the mouse chose to come to your flat and then to eat the poison. So really its mousey suicide and your concience is clear!

[Big J]

Maybe my flat is some sort of Euthanasia clinic for mice?

The Edinburgh branch of Dignitas.

[steve-o]

hahahaha J get a pic of your neighbours reaction when he finds a dead mouse on his car roof!

[Big J]

He's a bawhair away from being legally retarded, the doss cunt won't even notice. Guaranteed.

[mrFRANK]

oh i'm major tits'd off was going watch invictus tonight but both the local cinema's ain't showin it ...so i called them see when it was going be showning and my reply was ...sorry we were unable to get a copy so wont be showing it if i want to see it i got to go chester ......wtf .??

[sab]

The mouse is dead, thankfully through no use of racial stereotypes!

Now that made me laugh.
What a good end to the mouse saga, the little buggers dead and you didn't have to be the one who did it, your conscience is clear.

Chuck in a bag a chips and a splash and you win.

Sab, one large bag of chips coming up!!! (but what is a splash?)

Sheesh a splash a gravy or some curry sauce. Mmmhhh.

[kungfuyoazz]

Ingrown toe nail! Arrhh! It's affecting the quality of my pimp strut as I move from my desk to the coffee machine and back again. Wife says I should go see the vietnamese ladies. I think not.

[Lorrie]

Wanted 7 hours of sleep last night. Got 3.

Wife is going away this weekend. I have to stick around and work.

One of my studio guys called in sick so two of us had to cut and bind a book. Took us two tries and an hour and a half.

My coffee's cold.

[dregz]

I get it now Sab. Right, one large bag of chips with a splash coming up!!!
And i'm so nice i'll even let you choose between the gravy & the curry sauce. In fact just to seal the deal i'll even let you have half n half.