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Things that make your blood boil

(03-08-09, 05:20 AM)steve-oimagery Wrote:  
(02-08-09, 03:01 PM)Samo Wrote:  Ouch!ShockedLaughing

Hate it when people step on my shoes! I was in mcdonalds a picadilly circus last year, and some dude stepped on my supes, it annoyed me, but I though fair enough, its busy, it was an accident, the same guy did it another couple times and it started to irritate me, then the guy when on to look me in the eye and step on my foot 5 or 6 more times, looking me in the eye each time. I swung for him, luckily for him, my brother caught my arm and somehow managed to drag me away...

as if you let a guy step on your shoes almost a dozen times before going for a swing

I'd be abusing them after the 2nd step and swinging if they attempted a 3rd lol

no shit lol.. 12 times???!!!! dont give him the chance!

wat if a chick stepped on ur shoes 12 times lol wat does that deserve?
god those females get outta all sorts of trouble tongue
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a shelltoe up the vagoo
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hmm....but that COULD feel good.. that ribbed shelltoe tongue
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What can I say? I'm a pillar of patience and other saintly virtues...


Nah, I was there with my younger brother, so I was trying to ignore it 'cos I didn't want my brother going home and saying "Mum! Dad! Guess what happened today? Sam knocked out a guy in McDonalds 'cos he stepped on his shoe!!" and then have to withstand the inevitable lecture that I would incur...

"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
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Getting stung (twice!) by a wasp at a dog show.

Had not been stung in over ten years, bloody hurt for an hour or so!

wasps are just bastards!

fc will now go and feed them to spiders in the garden

'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden




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wasps!? arent you suppose to die from wasp bites?
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(02-08-09, 09:18 AM)nikosg Wrote:  hate when some drunk bitch at a bar says why are your shoes so nice and white! then steps on them to make them dirty...

u wish it was a guy so u could break the F"kers nose! lol

Go for the old skool bra twang. LOL.....
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(03-08-09, 04:12 PM)steve-oimagery Wrote:  wasps!? arent you suppose to die from wasp bites?

I don't know how deadly wasps you have there but the wasp species we have here, are just a generally angry form of bees and their sting hurt like normal beestings usually but that's it. No deaths involved. Shocked

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(03-08-09, 04:12 PM)steve-oimagery Wrote:  wasps!? arent you suppose to die from wasp bites?

Not really, not here anyway, unless you have allergies. Wasps around here are usually harmless enough, stings just hurt a little bit.

"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
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Anaphalactic shock or something like that, however if you suffer from a condition like that then it can be all sorts that can set it off, eating nuts, bites, stings, etc.

I think taking a hayfever tablet helped, antihistamine and all that.

fc got revenge today buy twatting a wasp in the loft

'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden




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Remove the sting and apply a topical antihistamine or take an oral antihistamine. All very good FC I guess Mrs FC was on hand. My other half rang me from 60 miles away last week to tell me he had just been stung by a wasp and could i help. My answer was short n sweet. NO.
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Only need to remove the sting if its a bee though, wasps can sting many times, the c**ts!

Mrs FC got stung 10 mins before me!

fc

'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden




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Blimey!
Were you actually in the ring/arena, whatever you call it with the dog at the time?
I can't help imagining it as a deleted scene from "Best in Show".
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@Stevo - unlike in your neck of the woods we do have some non-deadly insects in Blighty. Smile
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Get her.
The other half now is it ?
It was only your first date about 3 weeks ago !


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Wedding bells before you know it Razz

all day i dream and shine.
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