17-04-10, 09:11 PM
See, not long now.
Plenty of time to get an extension though.
Plenty of time to get an extension though.
Things that make your blood boil
26-04-10, 10:29 AM
Going to bed and getting stung by a wasp.
They really are bastards.
fc saying it isn't even summer yet
They really are bastards.
fc saying it isn't even summer yet
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
26-04-10, 11:23 AM
Stung by a wasp? In bed? The mind boggles! 
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
26-04-10, 01:13 PM
Indeed, first thought it was a splinter but then spotted a big bastid wasp crawling away, thankfully they don't affect me but still annoyed me. 
fc might feed it to the big spider in the garden
fc might feed it to the big spider in the garden
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
26-04-10, 01:28 PM
You thought it was a splinter?!? I'd be bawling like a girl. When i was a kid a bee once got trapped in my afro (it was the 70's!) and stung me on the back of the neck, it hurt like fuck!
Flyingcod, filed under: Must sleep outdoors/Hard as nails
Flyingcod, filed under: Must sleep outdoors/Hard as nails
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
26-04-10, 02:05 PM
Mrs FC's update:
He jumped like a fanny when he saw the wasp.
David Attenborough edit: I remember being stung by a bee when I was five and it seemed to hurt more than any other wasp sting.
This explains why - a bee can only sting once (and then die) but more poison in the sting than a wasps.
fc still hard as nails
He jumped like a fanny when he saw the wasp.
David Attenborough edit: I remember being stung by a bee when I was five and it seemed to hurt more than any other wasp sting.
This explains why - a bee can only sting once (and then die) but more poison in the sting than a wasps.
fc still hard as nails
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
26-04-10, 02:24 PM
Bees sting as a last resort, wasps do it for fun. Ergo, wasps are cunts.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
26-04-10, 02:33 PM
Haha, tis truth.
fc
fc
'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
26-04-10, 04:03 PM
word up! Wasps are 'orrible little fuckers! I got stung once at a BBQ, there was a wasp buzzing around and my friend spazzed out and hit the thing at me with a plate, so it stung my arm up and then fucked off. It didn't hurt that much, but it did annoy me.
"SSDB does not condone or promote wack behaviour"
26-04-10, 04:19 PM
Pah wasps u big girls...when i was 10,11 yrs old i use to catch em with me hands and squish em....dead ard me 
Only 1 that ever hurt me was one that landed on a window as i whacked the bastard/squish it against the window as i'd done loads of times before the glass decided it wasn't as tough as me and i put me hand straight through the wasp and the window...14stitches later i decided to leave em alone
Only 1 that ever hurt me was one that landed on a window as i whacked the bastard/squish it against the window as i'd done loads of times before the glass decided it wasn't as tough as me and i put me hand straight through the wasp and the window...14stitches later i decided to leave em alone
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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