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Mrs FC's update:
He jumped like a fanny when he saw the wasp. 
David Attenborough edit: I remember being stung by a bee when I was five and it seemed to hurt more than any other wasp sting.
This explains why - a bee can only sting once (and then die) but more poison in the sting than a wasps.
fc still hard as nails
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Bees sting as a last resort, wasps do it for fun. Ergo, wasps are cunts.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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Haha, tis truth.
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word up! Wasps are 'orrible little fuckers! I got stung once at a BBQ, there was a wasp buzzing around and my friend spazzed out and hit the thing at me with a plate, so it stung my arm up and then fucked off. It didn't hurt that much, but it did annoy me.
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Pah wasps u big girls...when i was 10,11 yrs old i use to catch em with me hands and squish em....dead ard me
Only 1 that ever hurt me was one that landed on a window as i whacked the bastard/squish it against the window as i'd done loads of times before the glass decided it wasn't as tough as me and i put me hand straight through the wasp and the window...14stitches later i decided to leave em alone
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My boss did the very same thing last week. Dead thin glass though so he didn't hurt himself. I still laughed.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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Aye all fun although i was a stupid 12yr old @ the time
Cod you wanna think yaself lucky in france the wasps are like 3x bigger over there..I tried squishing them fooka's but they don't go down easy...wasps on steroids them fooka's
And think yaself lucky it wasn't a "camel spider" ......If you don't know about them there super clever..they bite you but unlike most venemous insects they bite you without you knowing it..then venom then renders the area they bite completely numb then they come proceed to basically eat you alive and ofcourse you don't feel a damn thing!!sly fooka's well worth a google (some images are proper ewww)
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I've never punched through a window, I know someone who put his own head through a window because he wanted to show everyone " 'ow 'ard he facking well is". In reality all it proved its how bloody stupid he is.
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There are just so many things that have gone into shit for me today...
1. Went down to buy or order the bike I really wanted. The seller told me that they did not make the bike I want to have, and they can not do it like i want...
2. I found all the hardware i want in my new computer last Friday.
I would buy it all today but now they don't have it all in stock...
3. and would buy my self one of the new Adidas Danish national football team jerseys, but they only had them up to size medium, need a large or XL...
4. found a really nice Samsung flat screen tv (SAMSUNG UE55C7705 LED)
on their website they had it in stock, but when I came into the store after I had been out and borrow my grandmother's car, it was not in stock and there was not any of the stores around my city that had it in stock....
Damm this day...
Going to get them... Yes i am, they will come to me in time
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Be grateful you're in a position to buy all these things in the first place, I reckon.
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Indeed, life cannot be so bad mate, think of the great day you will have when they are all back in stock.
all day i dream and shine.
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yeah. wot they said.. if thats a bad day, then your life is pritty sweet... thems just minor niggles not blood boilers
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I have just wanted it so long...
And now that i wanted to by it all it was out of stock...
Going to get them... Yes i am, they will come to me in time
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did you spray any protector on em?
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is it?... i never used to ...and my sneaks would be looking scruffy by the time i made it to the end of my road, but then got some shiz from MrShotta..gave all me sneaks a good dousing.. keeps em fresh
dunno if it would have helped with the atmos'... but definaly keeps the muck off of ya sneaks
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