[the_marsbar]

Haha, this is hilarious

[camnic1972]

Shit- legs cunty bollocks nearly got a cuff in the snot earlier!!!!

In english that means,
"Christian very nearly had a punch on the nose earlier"

[mr.pure]

You definitely have issues babe.
We shan't go into them though.

[camnic1972]

only with him sweets - but that is another conversation
lol
xx

[Dice Oldskool]

"arse wipe"

Whuhahahhaha Your arse wipe

[camnic1972]

And why is it that the human head is associated so many times with food:

For example;
1 - swede
You are doin' me swede in!

2 - Nut
You are doin' me nut in

3 - Melon
(As in the Happy Mondays)
You talk so hip you twisted my melon man!!!

[Da Camden Ayatollah]

Any1 got any valium going?

[stylz]

Numpty is my favourite pickup from this place in recent memory.

[camnic1972]

"Numpty" What the hell does that mean???

[stylz]

Ask pure, it spouted from his mouth I think.
I use it instead of idiot or stupid.