Logo
The Adidas Superstar DB | #SSDB / General / Chat /

The Joke Thread..........

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Threaded Mode
The Joke Thread..........
streak
now an admin.. apparently
*******
Posts: 8,433
Threads: 182
Joined: Jan 2006
Reputation: 188
#281

06-09-07, 03:09 PM
^^ that was quick.. LaughingLaughing
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
Website Find
Reply
Sooper
Special Lover
*****
Posts: 1,940
Threads: 5
Joined: Jan 2007
Reputation: 9
#282

06-09-07, 04:11 PM
Oh dear!!!!
Dance wit the speaker 'till you hear it blow - Mr Rakim
Find
Reply
streak
now an admin.. apparently
*******
Posts: 8,433
Threads: 182
Joined: Jan 2006
Reputation: 188
#283

07-09-07, 03:13 PM
What’s Pavarotti’s wife getting for Christmas?





a smaller turkey………



..I'll get me coat..
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
Website Find
Reply
Dice Oldskool
Roll the Dice
*****
Posts: 182
Threads: 30
Joined: May 2007
Reputation: 3
#284

07-09-07, 03:25 PM
They're still looking for volunteers to carry the coffin. Very Happy
I grew up to become a screw up...
Find
Reply
camnic1972
SSDB Member
*****
Posts: 1,497
Threads: 36
Joined: May 2007
Reputation: 16
#285

08-09-07, 10:39 AM
^^That would be a punishment!!!!!!
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"


Website Find
Reply
AdiMac
Superstar Lover
*****
Posts: 1,124
Threads: 57
Joined: Sep 2006
Reputation: 16
#286

08-09-07, 03:46 PM
Heard the funeral is going to be an all ticket affair as so many people want to go.
The tickets will only cost a tenor!!!
Find
Reply
camnic1972
SSDB Member
*****
Posts: 1,497
Threads: 36
Joined: May 2007
Reputation: 16
#287

08-09-07, 04:25 PM
I wonder how many people it will take to carry his coffin?
Tenor 12????????
lol
xx
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"


Website Find
Reply
Dice Oldskool
Roll the Dice
*****
Posts: 182
Threads: 30
Joined: May 2007
Reputation: 3
#288

08-09-07, 05:32 PM
camnic1972 Wrote:I wonder how many people it will take to carry his coffin?
Tenor 12????????


Whahahahaha Laughing
I grew up to become a screw up...
Find
Reply
streak
now an admin.. apparently
*******
Posts: 8,433
Threads: 182
Joined: Jan 2006
Reputation: 188
#289

11-09-07, 10:08 PM
A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field of dildos, unfortunately he's having terrible trouble with squatters...



(hope this doesn't offend anyone...)

Renault have just designed a people carrier so spacious, so comfortable and so luxurious that you can hardly notice that the kids are in the back. They have called it the Renault McCann...

ouch...
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
(This post was last modified: 11-09-07, 10:26 PM by streak.)
Website Find
Reply
AdiMac
Superstar Lover
*****
Posts: 1,124
Threads: 57
Joined: Sep 2006
Reputation: 16
#290

12-09-07, 09:21 AM
Well if Steak can get away with it..... Very Happy Very Happy

Whats worse than than letting Michael Jackson baby sit your kids?




Letting the McCann's take them on holidays.
Find
Reply
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »


Forum Jump: