03-07-12, 09:53 PM
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo!
Because he kneaded a poo!
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
The Joke Thread..........
03-07-12, 10:23 PM
Ffs.. Have I just gone back in time to the 1970's???!?
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
03-07-12, 11:06 PM
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
11-07-12, 08:28 PM
Two couples on holiday, and husbands Paul and Dave decide to try and get their ladies to wife swap.
Amazingly they agree but Paul knows his wife is on her time of month so he has got one up on Dave.
They agree that at breakfast they'll tap the spoon on the table however many times they shagged the others missus.
Next morning Paul grins and taps twice, looks across at Dave who smiles then taps once on the jam and three times on the Nutella.
Amazingly they agree but Paul knows his wife is on her time of month so he has got one up on Dave.
They agree that at breakfast they'll tap the spoon on the table however many times they shagged the others missus.
Next morning Paul grins and taps twice, looks across at Dave who smiles then taps once on the jam and three times on the Nutella.
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
13-07-12, 11:10 AM
A little play with words...
Hell's angles:
![[Image: 307133_10150299476485044_679975370_n.jpg]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/307133_10150299476485044_679975370_n.jpg)
Hell's angles:
Favourite SSDB quote:
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
17-07-12, 02:33 PM
Not sure if this works but check out what it says in the bottom of the page 
Clicky
Just above that Goooooooooogle text in the lower part of the page. It might not work from this link.
Clicky
Just above that Goooooooooogle text in the lower part of the page. It might not work from this link.
18-07-12, 09:36 PM
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.
I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,
'99'.
The old guy obeys and says,
"99".
The doctor says, "Great",now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,
'99".
Again, the old guy says,
'99'."
The doctor said, “Very goodâ€.
Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say,
'99'.
The old guy begins,
"One....
two…
three…"
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.
I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,
'99'.
The old guy obeys and says,
"99".
The doctor says, "Great",now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,
'99".
Again, the old guy says,
'99'."
The doctor said, “Very goodâ€.
Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say,
'99'.
The old guy begins,
"One....
two…
three…"
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
23-07-12, 06:16 PM
Not really a joke but it's funny how they started to use the word supes in True Blood:
![[Image: 557403_10150921470825044_1319636839_n.jpg]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/557403_10150921470825044_1319636839_n.jpg)
Favourite SSDB quote:
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
26-07-12, 01:47 PM
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
12-08-12, 06:52 PM
![[Image: 246897_4428981243902_517526638_n.jpg]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/246897_4428981243902_517526638_n.jpg)
Favourite SSDB quote:
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
12-08-12, 08:09 PM
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