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Does that joke not usually work when the other word is an anagram? I've not used a PC for a loooong time but I'm pretty sure it's not Windons...
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
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What a twat..
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
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A few...
george michael was found with a chocolate bar up his arse, a prison spokesperson has discribed it as a careless whisper....
I took a dyslexic girl home last night she ended up cooking my sock
last night my wife asked me where I wanted to be buried. Apparantly balls deep in your sister isnt an appropriate comment
Last night whilst in the bedroom with my wife i asked her if she would give me a chilean miner, she replied by asking me what it was, so i told her to go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there for a few months
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So my bird decided she wanted to do anal the other night, yeah she alphabetised my Cd collection.
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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Man and wife are cooing over their new born baby....
"look at his knob",says the man "its massive!!!!!!!"
"yes dear",says the wife
"But at least he's got your..................Eyes"
Just had my waterbill of £195 drop on my mat!!!
Thieving cunts!!..
Fucking Oxfam can supply a whole african village for just £2 a month
Time to change supplier i think
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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Gary Glitter has moved to Chile....cos its the only place where a minor can slide up and down a shaft and people will cheer and celebrate it!
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2 women called at my door & asked what bread I ate, I said white & they lectured me for 20mins on the benefits of brown. Bloomin Hovis witnesses!
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
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Oh dear oh dear.
all day i dream and shine.
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Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth.
"Nurse"
he mumbles,
"Are my testicles black?"
Nurse raises his gown, holds his dick in one hand & his balls in the other,
she takes a close look & says,
"There's nothing wrong with them Sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly,
"Thanks 4 that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully,
"Are-my-test-re-sults-back?
Always has the answer to lifes dilemas.
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Would you be good enough to participate in this morning's edification?
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" Sab's true stories #429 "
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
- Leslie Nielsen
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Nice gag
all day i dream and shine.
