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The Joke Thread..........

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?





You can't marmalade your cock up a bird's arse

Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton
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Simple but fucking hilarious Laughing

all day i dream and shine.
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Just got back from the Hospital.
They reckon i might have- pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.



But at the moment it's difficult to say..

" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
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You made me laugh Streak Laughing

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I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
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Two guys are sat in a pub together when one turns to the other and says "i fucked your mum last night. we did everything. i fucked her doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl, then i licked her bumhole while she fingered mine, then she gave me a tit wank whilst sucking my cock and i spunked all over her face." The other guy puts down his pint and says. "Lets go home dad, i think you've had enough."

It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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all day i dream and shine.
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Favourite SSDB quote:
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
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"I was sucking off my new Thai bride and then I thought 'Hang on a minute!'"

fc

'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden




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Laugh out loud !!!

With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
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'I paid for the suede!'
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Some bastard pinched a pair of our lass's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 48 pegs back!

It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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'I paid for the suede!'
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Think this might have been used before
My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her and i love it!!!
Butter,jam,cheese,chocolate,cream....
You name it,she lets me lick it of her.
She's a fooking cracker
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It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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