13-04-12, 08:10 PM
hahaha
The Joke Thread..........
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15-06-12, 07:04 PM
Made me smile that one vortec 
Favourite SSDB quote:
I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
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I would wear them and grab people in the street and say "look how fucking sweet these kicks are!" (Sneakerphile)
Poor Sod's Photography
IG: @70jeppe
UK9
03-07-12, 07:58 PM
Paddy walks past a new pub and sees a sign outside saying:
'Pies 70p...Wanks £1'
So he decides to go in and investigate, he gets up to the bar and there stands a stunning blonde.
Paddy asks "Do you give the Wanks?"
"Yes I do," she replies in a seductive voice.
"Well wash your hands, I want a pie.
'Pies 70p...Wanks £1'
So he decides to go in and investigate, he gets up to the bar and there stands a stunning blonde.
Paddy asks "Do you give the Wanks?"
"Yes I do," she replies in a seductive voice.
"Well wash your hands, I want a pie.
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
03-07-12, 09:53 PM
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo!
Because he kneaded a poo!
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
03-07-12, 10:23 PM
Ffs.. Have I just gone back in time to the 1970's???!?
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "
03-07-12, 11:06 PM
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
11-07-12, 08:28 PM
Two couples on holiday, and husbands Paul and Dave decide to try and get their ladies to wife swap.
Amazingly they agree but Paul knows his wife is on her time of month so he has got one up on Dave.
They agree that at breakfast they'll tap the spoon on the table however many times they shagged the others missus.
Next morning Paul grins and taps twice, looks across at Dave who smiles then taps once on the jam and three times on the Nutella.
Amazingly they agree but Paul knows his wife is on her time of month so he has got one up on Dave.
They agree that at breakfast they'll tap the spoon on the table however many times they shagged the others missus.
Next morning Paul grins and taps twice, looks across at Dave who smiles then taps once on the jam and three times on the Nutella.
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em
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