[mr.pure]

You drive a hard bargain young lady.
We'll have to make the photos a tad more risque but you got a deal.












*Raises the price to ?8.

[pirate]

*Raises the price to ?8.

Oi!

If its 8 quid you be charging I want half.

[mr.pure]

HALF !!
What the ........?
What kind of agent would I be giving you 50%.
You'll be getting a pound and you'll be happy with that.
If we sell 500 photos, I'll give you a ?10 bonus.
S'nearly Christmas after all.

[streak]

You could make a calender???

[mr.pure]

Calendars are ?40.

[pirate]

Of which I get ?30.

[mr.pure]

Course you do sweetheart.
Minus production costs.

?3.

[pirate]

?1 for photos and ?3 for that sounds good enough for me.


Think I'm in the wrong line of work.

[mr.pure]

If you're up for it, I've got the camera.
With your skills on internetty things and mine in porn and promotion, we'll go far.

[spitey]

what a great partnership.......