[deftoned]

I'm pissed off about the amount of time it's apparently taking to get some shoes the length of the country, sent from your fair lands to my antipodean paradise, the tracking said they got to New Zealand on 20 June, and I'm still to see them at this end, and they won't have import tax on them cos they aren't expensive ones, so unless the guy was sending me a free spliff tucked neatly under the insole, I don't know where the f@ck they are!