[seasidewolf]

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Excellent diagnosis there Def.
I reckon you've hit the nail on the friggin' head.
He can probably count all his friends on one hand.
They'd be the milkman, the postman, the kebab shop owner, the pizza guy and his councillor !

Interestingly, the same people are also candidates for the title of Bax2demax's father.

Either that or he's Austrian & only just been released from Grandad's / Dad's cellar!!
Hence only a short sentence, can you imagine typing with webbed fingers!!
Oh & his entire sneaker collection is up for sale too, should be good condition as they've only been worn indoors!