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....and even in court.

My mate had a little trick, he's a black lad, and he'd go into court in a rather nice suit, nice shoes, and no socks..

That way he hoped people woudl take pitty on him, thinkin he'd borrowed the suit!

worked everytime untill he jsut got sent down for a few months not long back..

he'd been done for fighting and a whole heap of other crimes, and then finally got jailed for pissing in a taxi!

the stuff he done is dumb, but hes a good lad at heart.