[Lorrie]

'trainers' is kind of stupid. I mean, you don't actually train in them, do you? wear them down the gym or out for a jog or some light jazzercize? i made the mistake of running 5km in stan smiths once. ouch.

sneakers is at least slightly more accurate: they can be used for sneaking around in, with the rubber sole.

now what the fk is a 'jumPAH?'