21-08-06, 11:33 PM
Haven't you seen the new Royal Mail prices? That'll definitely count as a "large parcel", momma don't earn as much as she used to you know, but then your mamma probably told you that trade slows as you get older right?
Where's the DHL number then? She'll need that too, anything that holds an ass that big needs a truck to get em to ya!
One last question, you want em back with or without the skids?
PS - Next time pay your bill, I gotta pick up those ends to fund my Ebaying, I don't mind you travelling all that way North for some poontang but fuck me mate, running off without paying?
Where's the DHL number then? She'll need that too, anything that holds an ass that big needs a truck to get em to ya!
One last question, you want em back with or without the skids?
PS - Next time pay your bill, I gotta pick up those ends to fund my Ebaying, I don't mind you travelling all that way North for some poontang but fuck me mate, running off without paying?
My education's low but I got long dough, raised like a pitbull my heart pumps nitro!