30-01-08, 11:01 PM
Distract the staff by announcing that you want every pair of superstars in a size 11 that they have.
And some cake.
Whilst they are rushing to get the shoes for you, use your wire cutters (you remembered them, right?) and cut the cable and put the lamp under your voluminous skirt (you'll have to dress as a elizabethan lady for this job).
Now all you have to do is pay for all those size 11s and send them to me.
Thank you. Hope the lamp looks good on your wall.
Alternatively, check ebay. You can still wear the skirt if you'd like.
And some cake.
Whilst they are rushing to get the shoes for you, use your wire cutters (you remembered them, right?) and cut the cable and put the lamp under your voluminous skirt (you'll have to dress as a elizabethan lady for this job).
Now all you have to do is pay for all those size 11s and send them to me.
Thank you. Hope the lamp looks good on your wall.
Alternatively, check ebay. You can still wear the skirt if you'd like.