19-07-07, 06:23 PM
In a restaurant, a gentleman asks a waiter to take a bottle of wine to an attractive woman dining alone.
The woman regards the wine cooly for a second then sends a note over to the gentleman, which says,
"For me to accept this bottle of wine, you must have a mercedes in your garage, £1 million in your bank account, and seven inches in your pants!"
The man composes a note in return saying,
"I have a Ferrari, a BMW and a Porsche in my garage, I have over £20 million in my bank account. But! - not even for a woman as beautiful as you - would I be prepared to cut off 3 inches!!!!!! Send the wine back!!!!!"
The woman regards the wine cooly for a second then sends a note over to the gentleman, which says,
"For me to accept this bottle of wine, you must have a mercedes in your garage, £1 million in your bank account, and seven inches in your pants!"
The man composes a note in return saying,
"I have a Ferrari, a BMW and a Porsche in my garage, I have over £20 million in my bank account. But! - not even for a woman as beautiful as you - would I be prepared to cut off 3 inches!!!!!! Send the wine back!!!!!"
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"