16-07-07, 12:10 PM
deftoned Wrote:A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for its house. ...
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would
start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We
will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, so he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. He waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. ...
He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about the Lord?"
A little teeny voice came out of the box... "I heard you the firsttime! I'm putting on my shoes." ...
Daja vu....
Suburban Knight Wrote:A bloke sees an advert in a pet shop window, TALKING CENTIPEDE FOR SALE, ONLY £1000.
He thinks I'll have some of that and buys the little fella and takes him home in its box.
When he arrives home he opens up the box and asks if the centipede would like to go for a pint, but there's no answer.
So he asks again, still no answer.
Getting really angry because he's beginning to think he's been conned he shouts at the top of his voice,
'DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A PINT?????, at which the centipede sticks his head over the side of the box and says,
I heard you the first time, I was putting my fuckin' shoes on!!
" shocking cock-up, the mice were furious "