13-07-07, 05:47 PM
I think we all have enough of seriousness in everyday life!!!!
Fred and Mary have a special word for when they want to have sex, it's "washing machine"
One night they are both in bed and Fred turns to Mary and says,
"Washing machine?"
She replies,
"Oh not tonight Fred I have got an awful headache"
10 minutes later she is starting to feel really guilty at letting Fred down so she turns to him and says,
"Washing Machine"
To which Fred replies,
"Well love, it was only a small load so I did it by hand!"
Fred and Mary have a special word for when they want to have sex, it's "washing machine"
One night they are both in bed and Fred turns to Mary and says,
"Washing machine?"
She replies,
"Oh not tonight Fred I have got an awful headache"
10 minutes later she is starting to feel really guilty at letting Fred down so she turns to him and says,
"Washing Machine"
To which Fred replies,
"Well love, it was only a small load so I did it by hand!"
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"