11-07-07, 01:26 AM
A flat chested woman wanted bigger boobs, so she went to see Dr Jenkins about having surgery.
"You don't need to go under the knife, said the doctor when he saw her, I'v got a much more effective way and it's alot safer. All you have to do is say this rhyme out loud every morning: Scoobie, doobie, doobie, I want big boobies." The woman was a bit sceptical about it but nevertheless she said the rhyme very morning and after a couple of weeks she had gone up 4 bra sizes.
One day she was sat on a train when she realised she hadn't done her routine that morning. "Oh no," she thought, "if I don't say it they might start shrinking again, I better do it now." "Scoobie, doobie doobie, I want..." she was interupted by a man sat next to her. "You've been to see Dr Jenkins haven't you, he said. "Yes," said the woman, "how do you know."
"Hickory dickory dock..."
"You don't need to go under the knife, said the doctor when he saw her, I'v got a much more effective way and it's alot safer. All you have to do is say this rhyme out loud every morning: Scoobie, doobie, doobie, I want big boobies." The woman was a bit sceptical about it but nevertheless she said the rhyme very morning and after a couple of weeks she had gone up 4 bra sizes.
One day she was sat on a train when she realised she hadn't done her routine that morning. "Oh no," she thought, "if I don't say it they might start shrinking again, I better do it now." "Scoobie, doobie doobie, I want..." she was interupted by a man sat next to her. "You've been to see Dr Jenkins haven't you, he said. "Yes," said the woman, "how do you know."
"Hickory dickory dock..."
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