02-07-07, 09:22 PM
Jesus walks into a pub one day and meets an Australian, a Scotsman and a Scouser.
He notices that the Australian is on crutches and asks why, the Aussie replies,
"I hurt my ankle when I was surfing!"
So Jesus touches the Aussies ankle and lo and behold it is better!!
Jesus then approaches the Scotsman who's arm is in a sling, the scotsmans tells him,
"I fell down drunk and broke my arm!"
Jesus touches the scotsmans arm and miracously the bone has healed!!
Jesus then starts walking towards the scouser,
"Fuck off you - I'm on disability benefit!!!!!"
He notices that the Australian is on crutches and asks why, the Aussie replies,
"I hurt my ankle when I was surfing!"
So Jesus touches the Aussies ankle and lo and behold it is better!!
Jesus then approaches the Scotsman who's arm is in a sling, the scotsmans tells him,
"I fell down drunk and broke my arm!"
Jesus touches the scotsmans arm and miracously the bone has healed!!
Jesus then starts walking towards the scouser,
"Fuck off you - I'm on disability benefit!!!!!"
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"

