[busaboy23]

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,

' Ya now sumtin' woman, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station.........

Bell 1 rings........... we put on our jackets
Bell 2 rings........... we slide down de pole
Bell 3 rings........... we jump on de engine and we's ready to
go.

'From now on womon,

When I says,' Bell one' ....... I want yo to strip naked
When I says, 'Bell two'........ Yo jump on de bed
When I says, ' Bell three'...... we's gonna mek a love all tru de night girl.

The next night, he came home and shouted, 'Bell one' ..... and de wife stripped naked.
' Bell two'
..... and she jumped on the bed.
' Bell three'
... and they started to make love.

Afte a few minutes, the wife yelled out, ' Bell four'

'WOMON, What de hell is Bell four?', he asked

She replied, 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE
FIRE!!'.