[camnic1972]

One night a torrential downpour soaked England. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the houses.

Mrs Smith was sitting on her roof with her neighbour Mrs Jones, waiting for help to come along.

Mrs Smith noticed that a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into where the front garden was and then back again. It kept on floating out and then back again.

Her curiosity got the better of her, so she asked Mrs Jones,
"Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house and then back again? That's weird!"

Mrs Jones, looked at the cap and then replied,

"Oh yes, thats our Stan, I told him yesterday that he was to mow the lawn come hell or high water!"