[camnic1972]

A business man enters a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a double scotch.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside the pocket of his shirt and proceeds to order another double scotch.
After he finishes that one, he peeks inside the pocket of his shirt again and then orders yet another double scotch.
The bar man looks at the businessman and says,
"Look mate, i will bring you another drink but you have got to tell me why you keep looking at the inside of your pocket on your shirt?"
The businessman replies,
"I'm peeking at the photo of my wife .............................................. When she starts to look good I know it is time to go home!"