[camnic1972]

A man walks up to his wife and pinches her bum and says,
"If you could firm this up we could get rid of your girdle."
Furious, she bites her lip and says nothing.
The next morning the pair of them are lying in bed when he pinches her boobs and says,
"Do you know if you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra."
No longer able to remain silent the wife reaches over and grabs her husbands limp willy, and replies,
"Yes love, and if you could firm this up we could get rid of the milkman the postman the delivery man and your brother!"