19-06-07, 12:26 PM
Man says to wife,
"Your arse is the size of a 3 burner gas barbecue!"
Later in bed he turns to his wife and says,
"Fancy a shag?"
To which she replies,
"What's the point in lighting the barbeque for half a sausage!"
"Your arse is the size of a 3 burner gas barbecue!"
Later in bed he turns to his wife and says,
"Fancy a shag?"
To which she replies,
"What's the point in lighting the barbeque for half a sausage!"
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"