[camnic1972]

A very famous American billionaire was taking a holiday in Ireland when he comes across an Irish artist who is very talented. The american is so impressed with Paddy's art that he commissions the irishman to do a painting for him.
"Paddy, I sure have loads of priceless pieces of art at home in America, but there is only one painting that I would really love, and that's a depiction of General Custer's Last Stand. do you think for a million dollars you could do that for me?"

Paddy couldn't believe his luck and it was agreed that he would do the work, but then paddy came up with the idea that to illustrate this famous scene he would do three paintings and not just the one.

A few weeks later, the three magnificent paintings are being flown to over to America for their unveiling, the rich American has put on a special party and invited all of the rich and famous from America.

In one marquee are the three works of art, being hidden by a tarpulin.

The rich American is getting really excited about the unveiling and as he gathers his guests around him he says to paddy,
"Right, Paddy I think it's time that everyone has a look at this magnificent artwork that I have commissioned. Please, Paddy, unveil the paintings!"

Paddy pulls at the cloth and as the paintings come into view there is a loud gasp of around the crowd. The American is looking rather embarrassed as he looks on and sees the first painting is of the Pope sitting on the toilet, the second is of an american indian couple making love and the third is a collage of vaginas.

"Paddy!!!!", he shouts, "I asked you to do me a piece of art depicting General Custer's Last Stand, what is this, I demand to know?"

To which Paddy answers,
"I've done better than that sir, I've depicted General Custers last words at the Last Stand"
The American says,
"What????? Please explain!!!!"

So, Paddy says,
"Holy shit! Fucking Indians, Hundreds of the cunts!!!!"