12-06-07, 10:01 AM
After a very long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Frank notices that there is a photograph of a man on her bedside table.
At first, he doesn't give it much thought, but after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it.
Eventually, it causes him that much grief that he decides to ask her about it.
"Is that a photo of your ex husband, honey?"
"No, silly" she replies.
"Another boyfriend?" he continues.
"No, not at all", she giggles as she starts to nibble on his earlobe.
"Is it your Dad, or your Brother, perhaps?" Asks Frank desperatley.
"No,no,no" she says,
By now Frank is getting very worried, and shouts,
"Well, who the bloody hell is it then????"
She replies,
"That was me six months ago!!!!"
At first, he doesn't give it much thought, but after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it.
Eventually, it causes him that much grief that he decides to ask her about it.
"Is that a photo of your ex husband, honey?"
"No, silly" she replies.
"Another boyfriend?" he continues.
"No, not at all", she giggles as she starts to nibble on his earlobe.
"Is it your Dad, or your Brother, perhaps?" Asks Frank desperatley.
"No,no,no" she says,
By now Frank is getting very worried, and shouts,
"Well, who the bloody hell is it then????"
She replies,
"That was me six months ago!!!!"
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"

