[camnic1972]

A few days ago a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and then her son say,
"All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop. All you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your arses on the train now, because we are leaving!"

The mother went into the living room and told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this house son, go up to your room for two hours and think about how naughty you've been. When the two hours are up you can come back down and carry on playing with your trains as long as you don't use any of that foul language again"

Two hours later, the mother is still in the kitchen and the little boy is happily playing with his trains again. The train stopped and the mother heard,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope that your trip was a pleasant one. For all of those who are still boarding, we hope that you enjoy your trip. And for all of those who are pissed off about the two hour delay, go and see the fucking bitch in the kitchen!!!"