[camnic1972]

Its the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on a horse is waiting for the light to change.
The policeman looks over at Johnny and says,
"Get that bike for christmas, sonny?"
The youngster replies proudley,
"Yep. Santa brought it for me"
The policeman then proceeds to write the young fella a bicycle violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back of his bike and hands it to him saying,
"Well, next time ask Santa to bring you a light for it"
Johnny looks at the ticket, looks back up to the policeman and says,
"Did Santa bring you that horse officer?"
Humouring the little boy, the policeman answers,
"Why, yes he did"
To which Johnny replies,
"Well next time get him to put the dick underneath and not on the top!"