05-06-07, 11:33 AM
A man went to his doctors to get a sperm count done. The doctor gave him a jar and said,
"Take this home and bring it back with a sample in it tomorrow."
The next day the guy turns up at the doctors and gives him the jar, which is clean and empty.
The doctor asks the man what happened and the man explains,
"Well, doc, its like this. First I tried with my right hand, then my left hand, but nothing, so I asked my wife for her help. She used her left hand then her right hand, she even put it between her thighs, then tried her mouth, first with her teeth in then with her teeth out, and still nothing. So we decided we would ask the lady that lives next door."
The doctor looks at the man horrified and replies,
"What? You asked your neighbour? What did your wife say?"
"Well, the neighbour tried with both of her hands, then her mouth, she even tried putting it between her breasts and I had a go, but it didn't matter what we all did together - we still couldn't get the bloody lid off!!!!"
"Take this home and bring it back with a sample in it tomorrow."
The next day the guy turns up at the doctors and gives him the jar, which is clean and empty.
The doctor asks the man what happened and the man explains,
"Well, doc, its like this. First I tried with my right hand, then my left hand, but nothing, so I asked my wife for her help. She used her left hand then her right hand, she even put it between her thighs, then tried her mouth, first with her teeth in then with her teeth out, and still nothing. So we decided we would ask the lady that lives next door."
The doctor looks at the man horrified and replies,
"What? You asked your neighbour? What did your wife say?"
"Well, the neighbour tried with both of her hands, then her mouth, she even tried putting it between her breasts and I had a go, but it didn't matter what we all did together - we still couldn't get the bloody lid off!!!!"
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