05-06-07, 11:27 AM
An escaped convict breaks into a bedroom, ties up the husband and wife on the bed, Then he jumps on top of the wife, kisses her ear and goes into the bathroom.
The husband tells the wife,
"Satisfy him or he will kill us both, I saw the way he kissed you, be strong, I love you"
The wife replies,
"He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay and looking for the vaseline! I told him it was in the bathroom......Be strong, I love you!"
The husband tells the wife,
"Satisfy him or he will kill us both, I saw the way he kissed you, be strong, I love you"
The wife replies,
"He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay and looking for the vaseline! I told him it was in the bathroom......Be strong, I love you!"
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"