[camnic1972]

A guy was up in court for double murder and the judge said,
"You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner"
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out,
"You bastard!!!"
The judge continued,
"You are also charged with beating your wifes lover to death with a spanner"
Again the voice at the back of the courtroom shouts out,
"You fucking Bastard!!!!!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man shouting and said,
"Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at the crime, but I cannot have any more of your outbursts in this court or I will hold you with comtempt of court. Now what is the problem?"
The guy at the back of the court stands up and replies,
"For fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked him for the loan of a spanner he told me that he didn't fucking own one!!!!!"