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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that depsite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says,
"Sean, If I'm not being too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could have a lorra lorra fun"
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks the went off to bed and had an hour of passionate sex. Afterwards Sean Says,
"If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and then we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my ballsh in your left hand and ma willy in your right hand."
Cilla looks a bit perplexed but replies,
"Okay"
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and then they have better sex than before. The Sean says,
"Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You will have to ..................."
"I know sean, yer want me to old yer bat and balls again. No problem hon."
Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absoloutley mind blowing. Once its all over they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks,
"Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one and, and yer willy in de other, does it really stimulate you that much?"
Sean replies,
"No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet!"