[camnic1972]

Things you can get away with saying only at christmas

1 - I prefer breasts to legs

2 - tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

3 - smother the butter all over the breasts

4 - If I don't undo my trousers I will burst

5 - I've never seen a better spread

6 - I'm in the mood for a little dark meat

7 - Are you ready for seconds yet

8 - It's a little dry, are you sure you want to eat it

9 - Just wait your turn, you will get some

10 - Don't play with your meat

11 - Stuff it between the legs as far as it will go

12 - Do you think you will be able to handle all those people at once

13 - I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time

14 - You still have a little bit on your chin

15 - How long will it take after you put it in

16 - You know when it's ready because it pops up

17 - Just pull the end and wait for the bang

18 - Thats the biggest bird I've ever seen

19 - I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

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